by Ritch Duncan  — “Hi, I’m Ritch Duncan, writing to welcome you to Deathbed, a new, weekly, online publication and newsletter presenting original horror stories from comedy writers, officially launching on Monday, September 29th, 2025. But before we invite you to creak open the cellar door and take your first

Some of the stories published on Deathbed are spooky and funny. Some are scary and gross. Most are in between. So how can you, gentle reader, know what to expect from a horror story written by a comedy writer? BEHOLD, the Deathbed Clown-o-Meter! Thanks to the idea and artwork of